1.  “Lie to me while looking at my eyes. Tell me that you didn’t miss me at all for the past three years and that I was not meaningful in your life. Tell me.”

    (Source: shura, via crazy-noona)

     

  2. icexmad:

    They have always been so important to me beyond a bunch of things.But today it hit me like a brick as Jordan was held at gunpoint and thrown to the ground.People say dont take things for granted because in a second it could disappear and thats so fucking true.Its scary to know that the people who you love and the who have saved you,made you happy and put a smile on your face when it seems like everything is hopeless and has gone to shit have been raided by SWAT and just held at gunpoint.Im so glad that nobody got hurt (except the door) and that everything is fine now.I hope the fucker who called the SWAT goes to prison and drops the goddamn soap.

    (via justcreaturethings)

     


  3. Reblog if your penis is perfect.

     

  4. angelclark:

    99-Year-Old Lady Sews A Dress A Day For Children In Need 

    Lillian Weber, a 99-year-old good Samaritan from Iowa, has spent the last few years sewing a dress a day for the Little Dresses For Africa charity, a Christian organization that distributes dresses to children in need in Africa and elsewhere.

    Weber’s goal is to make 1,000 dresses by the time she turns 100 on May 6th. So far, she’s made more than 840. Though she says she could make two a day, she only makes one – but each single dress she makes per day is personalized with careful stitchwork. She hopes that each little girl who receives her dress can take pride in her new garment.

    (via gassymexican)

     

  5. (Source: ohh-dara, via youre-that-xx)

     

  6. (Source: rubyredwisp, via gassymexican)

     

  7. (Source: femburton, via gassymexican)

     


  8. drarna:

    i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila

    (Source: neptunain, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

     

  9. yoncehaunted:

    *SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*

    (via laughcentre)

     

  10. mitchshell:

    I am dern sure sending some love.

     


  11. anfonymackie:

    do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

    i havent slept in three days

    (via laughcentre)

     


  12. chiefianaxolotl:

    When you want people to stop 

    (x)

     


    1. Me: *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
    2. Random Old Lady: *comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
    3. ROL: Isn't he a little old for you?
    4. Me: Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
    5. Dad: *chokes into his drink*
    6. ROL: You should respect your elders.
    7. Me: You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
    8. Dad: *chokes on his drink again*
    9. ROL: *storms off*
    10. Dad: *looks at me with a disapproving look*
    11. Me: What?
    12. Dad: Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.
     

  13. silencedrowns:

    sashaforthewin:

    rabbivole:

    disgustinganimals:

    cnuculator:

    writhing pile of cat children. disgusting

    i’m going to throw up.

    jesus christ the PURRING 

    I feel like I just gained another year on my life from this.

    THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST CAT VIDEOS I HAVE EVER SEEN

    (Source: jimmykudos, via honkytonk3000)

     

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