1. lisabeam:


    taking selfies with my friends like


    aren’t those the guys from scrubs?

    (via laughcentre)


  2. clarknokent:


    little jaden looks so pleased with himself

    The joke was hilarious and at the same time profound

    (via anklelint)


  3. "Mom-thing decided it was a good idea to sing to me this morning. But it wasn't. She has a terrible singing voice."
    "My life is the worst."
    "Winter is too cold. Summer is too hot. Weather is the worst."
    "Why hasn't this filth been cleaned up yet? You disgust me."
    "More affection? Kill me now."
    "It's been at least an hour since I got fresh food and the food on my plate is so old it's unpalatable."
    "Mom kissed me."
    "Mom came home from work early unannounced and then had the audacity to wake me with a kiss. Rude."
    "This is my sister, Lily. She's the worst."

  4. drinkandthedevil:

    OH MY GOD 

    (Source: rileyjanelle, via anklelint)


  5. mapletheleonberger:

    …what have I done?

    (via anklelint)


  6. (Source: globalhumor, via anklelint)


  7. angrynerdyblogger:

    cats can straight up do that double jump video game thing

    (Source: kittiezandtittiez, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)


  8. arminsarmy:


    Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

    Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.

    (via mappintheseoul)


  9. (Source: stewo, via mappintheseoul)


  10. vaginawoolf:

    steal her look: spooky pumpkin:

    • gucci women’s black stretch suede legging $1850
    • saint laurent classic turtleneck sweater in black cashmere with black suede elbow patches $1490
    • pumpkin $3

    (via zeroyalviking)




  13. unamusedsloth:

    Even on an escalator. [Video]

    (via paragonsilverback)


  14. charliemcdonnell:

    how my emotions work


    (via wheretruthandfictioncollide)


  15. zodiacchic:

    ZodiacChic Post:Cancer