1. Grown-ups like numbers. When you tell them about a new friend, they never ask questions about what really matters. They never ask: ‘What does his voice sound like?’ ‘What games does he like best?’ ‘Does he collect butterflies?’ They ask: ‘How old is he?’ ‘How many brothers does he have?’ ‘How much does he weigh?’ ‘How much money does he have?’ Only then do they think they know him. If you tell grown-ups, ‘I saw a beautiful red brick house, with geraniums at the windows and doves at the roof…,’ they won’t be able to imagine such a house. You have to tell them, ‘I saw a house worth a thousand francs.’ Then they exclaim, ‘What a pretty house!’
    — The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupéry  (via epikhi)

    (Source: ontothawin, via parkboobs)

     

  2. kpop MVs banned for odd reasons

    (Source: shadowsatnoon, via k-passion)

     


  3. promiscuous-petal:

    enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

    (via monoeyelid)

     

  4. naamahdarling:

    adventurotica:

    I am laughing unreasonably hard at this.

    I am ASHAMED that it took me nearly one full minute to get it.

    (via laughcentre)

     


  5. retro:

    I wanna waste my summer nights with you.

    (via laughcentre)

     

  6. onlyblackgirl:

    ghdos:

    sizvideos:

    Watch it in video.

    BRUHHHHHHHHHHH!

    Life goals forreal.

    (via youre-that-xx)

     

  7. (Source: wigglemore, via youre-that-xx)

     


  8. mintiscream said: What's your career goal after college?

    50starsand13bars:

     

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  10. fukkkres:

    u lucky he holdin me back bitch 

    (Source: awwww-cute, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

     


  11. condesces:

    what do we say to the god of death?

    not today *sets difficulty to casual*

    (via myksomatosis)

     


  12. seamus-humperdinck:

    chinaprimeisonyourside:

    *seamus voice* there’s no way

    *Seamus voice* Calculated.

    (via thecreatureblog)

     

  13. haleycue:

    pandamiglio:

    My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it

    Dying

    (via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

     


  14. thefuckingclub:

    herosargent:

    avatardedpotterhead:

    dicksconnected:

    i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because:

    1. NO one thinks theyre for you
    2. actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u
    3. nobody thinks…
     

  15. seungripls:

    Taeyang’s TERRIBLE joke when he fails to understand the reporter… (x

    (via youre-that-xx)